is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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