No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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