i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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