I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I had to cum in my sink.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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