How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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