ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit