honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend