Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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(509): View more from Washington

Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.

(1-630): View more from Illinois

nothing about this is right.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.

(347): View more from New York

Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.

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(815): View more from Illinois

When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!

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