I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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