My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
