Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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