I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
