I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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