Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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