In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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