Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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