Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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