So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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