I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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