My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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