kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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