I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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