For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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