You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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