make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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