ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You may now shotgun with the bride
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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