hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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