As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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