Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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