i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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