Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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