so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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