No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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