laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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