Your tits are I can't wait for
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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