like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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