my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My breasts were aching with rage.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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