She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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