dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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