Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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