if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm bleeding and have questions
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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