this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
