at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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