I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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