can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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