Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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