haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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