I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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