I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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