it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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