we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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