Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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