i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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