i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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