doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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