Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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