Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
