There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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