Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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