I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Randomize